Sex Therapist

You could be instructed to attend an appointment at my sex clinic for a private consultation in my capacity as a Sex-Therapist – perhaps due to the fact that you have been having trouble ‘getting it up’ and/or satisfying women sexually – or maybe you have been suffering with an addiction to masturbation?

I can be extremely demanding in my style of ‘hands-on’ therapy techniques and accept no excuses for shortcomings but my highly successful results in treating all manner of sexual dysfunctions speak for themselves, so you may place yourself in my expert hands with complete confidence.

I will likely greet you dressed in a crisp white tunic over black lace lingerie with seamed stockings, suspenders & stilettos and (following a probing interview about your sexual practices & experiences) I will instruct you to strip naked in front of me, ready to undergo a highly personal intimate examination on my medical couch. I will then stimulate your penis to ensure that you are fully erect before putting you through a series of assessments which could involve cunnilingus, fellatio (and perhaps even more!) in an attempt to get to the bottom of your sexual problems.

But beware! Although part of your consultation will undoubtedly involve providing at least one copious semen sample, do not dare to ejaculate before I give you permission to, or I am likely to be most displeased!